Category: Darling Husband

Dear husbands of the world …

Dear husbands of the world … Want to know the secret to a pregnant woman’s heart? And it doesn’t even involve taking her out to a restaurant or bringing home tea biscuits, Snickers bars, and potato chips from the grocery store? OK, I’ll tell… Continue Reading “Dear husbands of the world …”

I love you like a pregnant chick loves tea biscuits

Five years ago today, on Valentine’s Day, Darling Husband (well, then he was Darling Boyfriend) presented me with a diamond engagement ring. Today? Not quite as romantic. The Toddler of Terror kept us up throughout the night screaming — SHRIEKING, actually — and they… Continue Reading “I love you like a pregnant chick loves tea biscuits”

Astrology fun

So the new baby will be a Taurus — a lovely, um, bull. I did a little research, and it turns out that if astrology plays a part, the new baby is only highly-compatible with Darling Husband (a Scorpio). Me (Leo) and the Toddler (Gemini)?… Continue Reading “Astrology fun”

Not Me Monday: Worst wife EVER edition

I totally didn’t stay out until late on Saturday night (knowing Father’s Day was the next day) I wasn’t dancing nonstop at my cousin’s wedding, indulging in a few five or six cocktails (really for the first time in TWO YEARS, thanks to pregnancy… Continue Reading “Not Me Monday: Worst wife EVER edition”

Public service announcement: When your husband goes on vacation

I miss Darling Husband when he’s at work.But sometimes? When he’s home?He drives me friggin’ insane. I feel like a bitch even writing this! I love my husband like crazy! We’re coming up on our anniversary (three years married, 11 years together), and he’s… Continue Reading “Public service announcement: When your husband goes on vacation”