Dear husbands of the world … Want to know the secret to a pregnant woman’s heart? And it doesn’t even involve taking her out to a restaurant or bringing home tea biscuits, Snickers bars, and potato chips from the grocery store? OK, I’ll tell… Continue Reading “Dear husbands of the world …”
Five years ago today, on Valentine’s Day, Darling Husband (well, then he was Darling Boyfriend) presented me with a diamond engagement ring. Today? Not quite as romantic. The Toddler of Terror kept us up throughout the night screaming — SHRIEKING, actually — and they… Continue Reading “I love you like a pregnant chick loves tea biscuits”
So the new baby will be a Taurus — a lovely, um, bull. I did a little research, and it turns out that if astrology plays a part, the new baby is only highly-compatible with Darling Husband (a Scorpio). Me (Leo) and the Toddler (Gemini)?… Continue Reading “Astrology fun”
I totally didn’t stay out until late on Saturday night (knowing Father’s Day was the next day) I wasn’t dancing nonstop at my cousin’s wedding, indulging in a few five or six cocktails (really for the first time in TWO YEARS, thanks to pregnancy… Continue Reading “Not Me Monday: Worst wife EVER edition”
I miss Darling Husband when he’s at work.But sometimes? When he’s home?He drives me friggin’ insane. I feel like a bitch even writing this! I love my husband like crazy! We’re coming up on our anniversary (three years married, 11 years together), and he’s… Continue Reading “Public service announcement: When your husband goes on vacation”