Category: Phat-ness

Adventures with rude sales clerks

Remember this scene from Pretty Woman? Thursday, March 18, 2010 28 weeks, 4 days pregnant Scene: A maternity clothing store. I’m wandering around by myself, looking for a dress to wear to my upcoming shower. Clerk #1: Oh! Wow, you must be due really… Continue Reading “Adventures with rude sales clerks”

She’s gonna pop!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010 28 weeks, 2 days pregnant Frightening thought for the day: I feel like I’m already huge, but advice websites are terrifying me, because they keep saying that starting now, I will “really start to gain weight.” Um … well, then… Continue Reading “She’s gonna pop!”

T is for "taut"

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 23 weeks, 3 days pregnant Had my monthly OBGYN appointment this morning, and there were five important developments: The 20-week ultrasound results? “Perfect” (yup, even the do-over) Fundal height? 23.5 (perfect for being 23.5 weeks preggo) Blood pressure? 120/68 Baby… Continue Reading “T is for "taut"”

A Friday of fat fears

Friday, December 11, 2009 14 weeks, 5 days pregnant 16th week of pregnancy This is kind of how I look right now. Except, you know: I’m not a cartoon I can’t see my parts from the outside I don’t have an out-y belly button… Continue Reading “A Friday of fat fears”

Dark tales from my closet

Wednesday, October 21, 20097 WEEKS, 3 DAYS PREGNANT Today my dress would not zip up. WOULD NOT ZIP UP! It was one of my favourite ones — a black-and-white empire waist with a pretty sash (not exactly as pictured). Darling Husband struggled with the… Continue Reading “Dark tales from my closet”