Category: Phat-ness

Adventures with rude sales clerks

Remember this scene from Pretty Woman? Thursday, March 18, 2010 28 weeks, 4 days pregnant Scene: A maternity clothing store. I’m wandering around by myself, looking for a dress to wear to my upcoming shower. Clerk #1: Oh! Wow, you must be due really… Continue Reading “Adventures with rude sales clerks”

She’s gonna pop!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010 28 weeks, 2 days pregnant Frightening thought for the day: I feel like I’m already huge, but advice websites are terrifying me, because they keep saying that starting now, I will “really start to gain weight.” Um … well, then… Continue Reading “She’s gonna pop!”

T is for "taut"

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 23 weeks, 3 days pregnant Had my monthly OBGYN appointment this morning, and there were five important developments: The 20-week ultrasound results? “Perfect” (yup, even the do-over) Fundal height? 23.5 (perfect for being 23.5 weeks preggo) Blood pressure? 120/68 Baby… Continue Reading “T is for "taut"”