Category: Body drama

Five things about my new knockers

They are pretty freaking fantastic … … you know, when they’re nice and round and full of milk, and making incredible cleavage for the first time in my life When they’re empty, they sort of look/feel like empty wallets It’s like having a boob… Continue Reading “Five things about my new knockers”

Phatness update

I had heard that after you have a baby, you leave the hospital looking “four or five months pregnant.” Hells no, I’m happy to say! Finally, a pleasant surprise about the whole labour/delivery/postpartum experience. I was actually prancing around my hospital room on the… Continue Reading “Phatness update”

Owwww, it burrrrrrrrns!

Thursday, May 13, 2010 36 weeks, 4 days pregnant 24 DAYS TO GO! OMG, people! I thought I had bad heartburn BEFORE. I had NO IDEA what Week 37 would bring. Ow ow ow! I am chugging milk. I am eating ice cream bars… Continue Reading “Owwww, it burrrrrrrrns!”

Five things about shopping … when you’re nine months pregnant

Saturday, May 8, 2010 35 weeks, 6 days pregnant 29 DAYS TO GO! A mall you have been visiting your entire life is suddenly HUGE, and walking around it on your swollen ankles/feet/legs feels like you are scaling Mount Everest with broken glass in… Continue Reading “Five things about shopping … when you’re nine months pregnant”

Phat fingers

Friday, March 12, 2010 27 weeks, 5 days pregnant Crap, crap, crap! It’s finally happened. My ankle-swelling has headed north, and now my FINGERS are FAT! I just absentmindedly went to twist my wedding band and engagement ring, and they were snug! I could… Continue Reading “Phat fingers”