Five things about shopping … when you’re nine months pregnant

Posted on May 9, 2010 by

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Saturday, May 8, 2010

35 weeks, 6 days pregnant
29 DAYS TO GO!
  1. A mall you have been visiting your entire life is suddenly HUGE, and walking around it on your swollen ankles/feet/legs feels like you are scaling Mount Everest with broken glass in your shoes
  2. Most of the escalators will be shut off for “service,” because walking up and down them is definitely more fun for a preggo chick
  3. All of the benches are hogged by old people, and they all think they are more entitled to the benches then your extremely pregnant self
  4. You will be forced to squeeze onto a bench between two old people, because EFF! I NEED TO SIT DOWN NOWWWW!
  5. You realize that short trips are probably best, until the baby is in a stroller … not your pelvis

Category: Body drama, Preggo-ness, Third trimester, Week 36

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I’m Heather Laura Clarke. I’m a writer living in beautiful Nova Scotia, I have a 12-year-old son and a 10-year-old daughter, I married my high school sweetheart, and this is the story of my handmade life.

I have depression and anxiety, and I fight like hell every day to keep them from taking over my life. Creating things helps.

Whether I’m writing novels, decorating a room, busting out my power tools to build furniture, getting muddy in the pottery studio, sewing clothes, or cross-stitching a swear word, I’m all about using my creativity to craft a life I love.

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