Five things about my new knockers

  1. They are pretty freaking fantastic …
  2. … you know, when they’re nice and round and full of milk, and making incredible cleavage for the first time in my life
  3. When they’re empty, they sort of look/feel like empty wallets
  4. It’s like having a boob job that comes and goes many times throughout the day
  5. I am purposely not even thinking of what unspeakable things might happen to them after I’m done breastfeeding

So what do you think?

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