Category: Second time around

Five ways I know I am full-term tomorrow …

My one-year-old son picked out my clothes today, and I wore them. I didn’t have the energy to care. After whining to Darling Husband and my mom on the phone, I was disappointed when I realized I didn’t have anyone else to call to…

Lunch for preggos in 25 easy steps

Reheat leftover pasta and serve it to your toddler. Look through all cupboards, the fridge, and the freezer, and whine to yourself about how nothing is appealing for your own lunch. Decide you could probably stomach some Triscuits, as they are deliciously salty. Grudgingly…

The Pregnant Chick Who Went Crazy Over Bathroom Shelves: A Memoir

So, today I’m 36.5 weeks pregnant. The baby is arriving in precisely* 15 days. FIFTEEN DAYS, PEOPLE! (*Yes, precisely. If you’re new to the show, let’s re-cap: Our heroine is having a scheduled C-section, since last time she experienced a 17+ hour labour with a…