Belle: Good Morning! I’ve come to return the book I’ve borrowed! Book shop clerk: Finished already? Belle: Oh, I couldn’t put it down. Got anything new? Book shop clerk: Not since yesterday! Yesterday, totally by accident, I discovered the most wonderful used bookstore. And it is… Continue Reading “She’s nothing like the rest of us”
I hate John Mayer. Since I’m firmly planted on Team Aniston, he is dead to me. But I have kept him as a Twitter-pal, simply because I want to be the first to HUNT HIM DOWN if he dares to say anything about Jen. And… Continue Reading “The winning weekend”
When we got engaged, I stopped wearing graphic tees. Just stopped completely, even though I had about a million of those American Eagle suckers. The reason? Well, it didn’t seem right to wear a gorgeous sparkly engagement ring with the graphic tees that I wore… Continue Reading “Bye-bye, baby tees”
I disobeyed the internet. It told me to go, and I didn’t. I told a little white lie to get out of the social event I mentioned yesterday — the one I really didn’t feel like attending. As soon as I bowed out, I felt so relieved.… Continue Reading “The anti-social butterfly”
Technology sucks, sometimes. I am supposed to go to something tonight, and I really, really, really don’t want to go. Well, 99 per cent of me does not want to go, and would rather go home on this rainy day and paint. Alone. The… Continue Reading “The internet is trying to tell me something”