Category: Body drama
Monday, October 5, 2009 5 WEEKS, 1 DAY PREGNANT My stomach is more bloated than ever. It juts out like a mini beer-belly or a puffy spare tire. It’s very strange. It’s small enough that if I stand very straight, it doesn’t look too… Continue Reading “B is for bloated … not baby”
Posted on September 25, 2009
by Heather Laura Clarke
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I am not one to get carried away with “potential symptoms.” Ahem. But if I were one of those people to get carried away, I may have noticed … I am super nauseous this morning. Right now, in fact. I am not craving chocolate… Continue Reading “Fingers crossed”
I am convinced that every month — since going off the pill — my complexion has gotten a bit worse. Now I’m all “was-my-skin-ever-that-good-naturally-or-was-it-the-pill-all-along” obsessing. I am used to low-maintenence good skin. I have always bought nice products — because you can’t skimp on… Continue Reading “Pizza face”
Posted on August 18, 2009
by Heather Laura Clarke
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I didn’t want to become one of those people who stress out over conceiving. So of course, I have become one of those people. Two months. Only two months and already it is stressing me out. I thought it was supposed to take six… Continue Reading “What does it take?”
If I was a betting woman — which I am most definitely not — I would bet that I am probably pregnant. Probably. I would probably put 80% of my money on red … or black, or whatever meant that I was pregnant. Because… Continue Reading “Bet on it”