Category: Body drama

Owwww, it burrrrrrrrns!

Thursday, May 13, 2010 36 weeks, 4 days pregnant 24 DAYS TO GO! OMG, people! I thought I had bad heartburn BEFORE. I had NO IDEA what Week 37 would bring. Ow ow ow! I am chugging milk. I am eating ice cream bars… Continue Reading “Owwww, it burrrrrrrrns!”

Five things about shopping … when you’re nine months pregnant

Saturday, May 8, 2010 35 weeks, 6 days pregnant 29 DAYS TO GO! A mall you have been visiting your entire life is suddenly HUGE, and walking around it on your swollen ankles/feet/legs feels like you are scaling Mount Everest with broken glass in… Continue Reading “Five things about shopping … when you’re nine months pregnant”

Phat fingers

Friday, March 12, 2010 27 weeks, 5 days pregnant Crap, crap, crap! It’s finally happened. My ankle-swelling has headed north, and now my FINGERS are FAT! I just absentmindedly went to twist my wedding band and engagement ring, and they were snug! I could… Continue Reading “Phat fingers”