Category: Annoyances

Thanks for the "advice"

Friday, January 29, 2010 21 weeks, 5 days pregnant I am considering sending my “What to Expect” daily e-mail updates straight to the spam folder. Today’s “helpful” hints on healthy eating made me want to slap someone. Some fat is necessary, but too much… Continue Reading “Thanks for the "advice"”

Five things my male colleagues should know

Thursday, January 21, 2010 20 weeks, 4 days pregnant An open letter to my male colleagues: I know you are not pregnant, have never been pregnant, and will never be pregnant. So I feel it is my duty to let you know a few… Continue Reading “Five things my male colleagues should know”

Five (very) hairy pregnancy facts

Saturday, January 9, 2010 18 weeks, 6 days pregnant Your hair often grows faster when you’re pregnant. Shaving your legs in the tub is difficult, because you can’t bend at the waist anymore. Shaving your legs in a shower stall is difficult, because you… Continue Reading “Five (very) hairy pregnancy facts”

The flick heard ’round the world

Friday, January 8, 2010 18 weeks, 5 days pregnant Everyone always talks about “crazy pregnancy hormones,” and until this week, I was all, “Nah, I don’t think I’m acting any different.” Um … and then this week? I saw the crazy pregnancy hormones. And… Continue Reading “The flick heard ’round the world”

Snore whore

Tuesday, January 5, 2010 18 weeks, 2 days pregnant I feel kind of bad for all those nights I jabbed smacked gently poked Darling Husband for snoring. Because now … it’s me who’s sawing wood! It’s true. I have become a horrible, horrible snorer.… Continue Reading “Snore whore”