We’re in the middle of a heat wave, so yesterday I put on a very short, sexy nightie at 5 p.m. and wore it all evening/night, just because it was the coolest thing I had. Darling Husband didn’t get home from work until 1… Continue Reading “Mommy confession …”
My boobs look soooo much nicer after I’ve been pumping for a week or so. They get so big and firm that I can almost (maybe?) overlook the annoying side effects of pumping … … like leaking … … and tenderness … … and… Continue Reading “Mommy confession …”
You scarf your meals … I actually have to actively focus on not doing this, or else I am instinctively shoving half a piece of toast in my mouth. Must eat quickly, baby will cry any second, nom, nom … or eat cold meals.… Continue Reading “Five "new mom cliches" that are actually very true”
Pour myself a Diet Coke Type on my laptop (one-handed) Move clothes from the washer to the dryer Send texts Go to the bathroom (yes, therapy is in his future)
I often dress like Baby Boy without (consciously) realizing it. You would think this would be hard to do. Sure, moms and daughters can dress alike pretty easily. But for a mom to dress like her son? Um, yes. It’s very possible. I put… Continue Reading “Mommy confession …”