Belle: Good Morning! I’ve come to return the book I’ve borrowed!
Book shop clerk: Finished already?
Belle: Oh, I couldn’t put it down. Got anything new?
Book shop clerk: Not since yesterday!
You can’t prepare completely for being a mom, because Heavenly Father sends you your own personalized teacher. Mine is a beautiful blondy, with the most sparkling blue eyes, who loves to give hugs and kisses and who constantly surprises me. — Small Fry & C0.

One of my colleagues just stopped by my office to chat. He was telling me how his wife spent Friday night away, as a Mother’s Day treat, and he spent the weekend with his little daughter.