Just found a grocery trip from when I was not quite six weeks pregnant. I vaguely remember insisting I tag along — Darling Husband always does our grocery shopping, for good reason — and throwing lots of stuff into the cart. Lots. Of. Stuff. The receipt… Continue Reading “Never take a pregnant chick grocery shopping”
Originally written Wednesday, September 7, 2011Five weeks, four days pregnant Puke, puke, PUKE!OK, I haven’t actually puked.But I feel like I’m going to. Like constantly.Deja-vu! Here is a complete list of the only things that I can tolerate at the moment: Granny Smith apple slices… Continue Reading “This bout of morning sickness is brought to you by the letter "C"”
While celebrating my twenty-muffle-muffle birthday this weekend, I definitely did not indulge in two full days of eating whatever the hell I wanted Like McDonalds breakfast … … and a Teen burger … … and whipped-cream-and-cookie dessert … … and fried potatoes … …… Continue Reading “Not Me Monday: Birthday gluttony edition”
I’m not much for posting recipes here at Laptops to Lullabies, for three important reasons: A. I can’t really cook. B. I never open my cookbooks, and refer to AllRecipes.com for basically everything C. Seriously. Not much of a cook! But! I came across… Continue Reading “Super-easy slow-cooker salsa chicken recipe”