Never take a pregnant chick grocery shopping
Just found a grocery trip from when I was not quite six weeks pregnant. I vaguely remember insisting I tag along — Darling Husband always does our grocery shopping, for good reason — and throwing lots of stuff into the cart.
Lots. Of. Stuff.
The receipt includes the following healthy items …
- Skim milk
- Whole milk
- Orange juice
- Yogurt
- Cheese
- Bananas
- Tomatoes
- Canned soup
… as well as the following not-so-healthy impulse items …
- Sparking lemonade
- Pink lemonade
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- Pizza kit
- Pop-Tarts
- Poundcake
- Peanut M&Ms
- Reeces Pieces
- Chocolate bar
- Chocolate bar
- Tic-tacs
- White bread
- Baguette
- Chips
- Chips
- Doritos
I should never be allowed in a grocery store while gestating. Seriously, they should put a sign on the door. It’s for our own good.
- No shirts
- No shoes
- No preggos
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