My baby is making me a better person

Whoever says having kids doesn’t make you a better person, well, LISTEN TO THIS! To those of you who know me in real life, you won’t believe it. Truly.

I have two sworn food enemies — peas and fish. 
Today, I cooked and ate them BOTH.*
*Well, technically, I only ate the fish**
**I did eat one pea*** to make sure it wasn’t too hot for him
***I spat it out in the sink immediately****
****What do you expect? I’m not Superwoman! It was a nasty old PEA!

So what do you think?

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