Scenes from our kitchen
ME: Um … Darling Husband, what kind of apples are these? …
DARLING HUSBAND: Green ones. Like you wanted.
DARLING HUSBAND: Uh … I don’t know.
ME: Did you buy me toddler apples?
DARLING HUSBAND: You are a toddler!
I should have suspected something earlier. The apples were teeny-tiny.
I didn’t even know that toddler apples were an option (and I have a toddler).