Five weird-but-awesome desk hacks

I had another post planned for today, Werk It Wednesday, but then I got a package in the mail and decided to change everything and write about a topic inspired by the delivery IMMEDIATELY!
These desk hacks are not even specific to writers or freelancers, really, except for the fact that we need to make every minute count. If we’re not churning out the words, we aren’t getting paid.
You’ll see a common theme in these hacks: how to remain glued to your desk without feeling physically uncomfortable, hence upping your productivity.
Ready to get a glimpse inside of my weirdness? Let’s go …
1. Writing gloves. 
Gretchen Rubin wears special fingerless gloves to keep her hands warm while she’s typing. I kept meaning to order a pair and never got around to it, and then a bit of Googling led me to discover that she’s wearing thicky wooly ones that I knew I’d find uncomfortable.
After some MORE Googling I came across The Writer’s Glove. That’s what was in the package that arrived this morning! 
They’re thin silk gloves that fit snugly and you can still type normally — even on touchscreens like my iPhone. They’re 20 bucks, U.S., and come with free shipping. I have the extra-small size and they’re fantastic. (It’s also really gratifying to be an extra-small in something, ha.)
2. A good thermos (and a pretty cup).
I’d always brought giant mugs of tea down to my office, only to have them get stone-cold while I responded to emails or wrote a story. Then I’d eventually bring the mug back upstairs, microwave it, and start the process all over again. 
Darling Husband and the kids got me this Contigo SnapSeal insulated travel mug for Mother’s Day (well, I bought it myself and handed it to them to wrap, but you get the idea). 
I’d been planning to tote it to the bus stop with me in the mornings, but it keeps my tea SO VERY HOT that I can’t. It burns my mouth unless I leave the cap off, which defeats the purpose. 
I’ve started bringing it downstairs to my office instead, filled with hot tea (and a splash of milk), and unsnapping it to pour a few sips of tea into a pretty little teacup. I drink what’s in the cup, go back to what I was working on, and the tea’s still hot the next time I pour a bit. 
3. Hands-free hydration.
Before Christmas I’d been Googling to find some kind of hands-free water solution for my desk, since I wasn’t drinking enough water and getting headaches as a result. 
See, when you’re typing and typing and typing ALL the live-long day, sometimes you literally just can’t take your hands off the keyboard to take a frigging drink of water. I know, it sounds ridiculous to the non-writers reading this, but … the flow! You can’t break the flow when the words are pouring out of your brain! 
So one of my Christmas gifts was the super-cool Camelbak Eddy hands-free adapter. It fits onto a Camelbak water bottle and gives you this long, flexible straw with a bite-y end you can put in your piehole to slurp away — no hands required. I love this thing!
Glamorous, isn’t it?
4. Bland protein you can barely tolerate.
Writers have their heads in the clouds pretty much always, but especially when they’re sitting at their computer working on something. And do you know what can happen when you’re spacey and not really paying attention? 
You can eat a crap-ton of calories.
True story.
So these days I don’t bring any junky snacks to my desk, otherwise I’ll end up mindlessly eating way too many AND I won’t even get the enjoyment. I’ll just look down between paragraphs and wonder who ate all the mini chocolate bars. 
I keep a can of natural, sodium-free almonds on my desk and will eat a few if I’m starving but can’t leave the office. I don’t particularly *like* them, but they’re a safe choice and I won’t overdo it with them. They’re filling enough to tide me over until I can escape to the main level and get something else to eat.

5. An iPhone holder.
During a recent Clay Cafe visit with the kids, I spotted a business card holder and thought it would be a perfect iPhone holder. I mainly wanted one because I use my phone to watch Netflix when I’m sewing, but I’ve wound up using it constantly while I’m working.
What’s so useful about this? Well, I’d always just laid my phone on my desk, but I was constantly having to stop and pick it up when there was a notification. Now it sits up in its little stand — horizontally or vertically — and I can glance at the screen or swipe away a notification without much effort. 

I kind of want to make another for the kitchen, so I can sit my phone upright on the windowsill when I’m washing dishes. iPhone holders everywhereeeee!

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By this point in the post, you probably think I’m even weirder than you previously thought. But these hacks really do help me write quickly and (fairly) comfortably, along with some of the things I’ve mentioned in earlier posts — like my comfy chair and my thermal water mist.

What are your favourite writing hacks? Or hacks for being stuck at your desk for a long time? Hit me up in the comments or over on Facebook!

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Five ways to prepare your child for Primary

Our daughter is all registered for primary in September and with that comes a flurry of meetings and orientation sessions for both of us.

Even though I went through all of this two years ago with our son, I was surprised by a few of the “primary readiness” tidbits I’d forgotten.

If your child is starting school in September, here are a few things you might want to spend the next few months working on.

1. Fine motor skills

I’d forgotten that scissors training was a thing. Sure, my daughter knows how to use scissors — heck, she has her own hot glue gun — but is she on par with her peers? Can she cut straight lines and wavy lines and, I don’t know, corners?

There was also a discussion on developing fine motor skills. Several of the primary teachers said building with Legos and doing puzzles were two great fine motor activities and that using Play-Doh strengthens the muscles in their little hands.

Who knew that was something to be considered? Not me, for sure. (I’m famous for getting fed up every few months with the dried-up cans of crumbly Play-Doh and throwing it all in the garbage, only to re-buy fresh stuff once I’ve forgotten about the mess.)

2. Bathroom skills

Incoming Primary students need to be able to do it all solo, from unbuttoning and unzipping to wiping, flushing and washing their hands. No problems there, but I did make a note not to dress our daughter in her cute little rompers for school. Full-on nudity in the school bathroom is probably not ideal. 

3. Printing their name

I’d thought I was ahead of the game for this one, since our daughter can print all nine letters of her name without a problem. But I’d forgotten the first thing they learn in Primary is to start their name with an uppercase letter and make the rest of the letters lowercase. 

So, over the last couple of weeks, we’ve been breaking her habit of using a mixture of uppercase and lowercase letters (“CHArlottE”) and writing in sentence form instead (“Charlotte”). She is not pleased because lowercase e’s are more difficult (they’re often upsidedown and backwards), but I know this practice will help her immensely when September rolls around. 

4. Taking shoes/coats on and off

The teachers kept stressing not to send your child in sneakers with laces if they couldn’t tie their own shoes, and I kept wondering why anyone would think that was a good idea. 

They said to make sure indoor and outdoor shoes have velcro or those stretchy coiled laces that don’t need to be tied. (I’ve bought ours at Payless and they’re worth every penny when you can’t find a pair of velcro shoes you like.)

Our daughter’s fine for taking her shoes on and off, but she’s terrible about mixing up her left and right. She gets it wrong 100 per cent of the time. This summer we’ve got to work on this, because otherwise she’s likely to end up with permanently misshapen feet.

Later in the summer, when we get her a fall jacket, we’ll also work on making sure she can zip and unzip without help. 

5. Recognizing/being responsible for their belongings

I’m all about custom labels. Our son, who’s currently in Grade 1, has only lost one water bottle and one glove. (He was devastated both times.) The water bottle was mysteriously found almost a full year later, by a classmate, at a totally different venue in town. Thanks to his name label, we got it back. It was a strange, unexpected reunion. The glove was not labeled and never found. 

Everything that goes to school gets labeled — I’ve already ordered a fresh batch of Mabel’s Labels for both kids — but that doesn’t mean a kid automatically knows what stuff is theirs. The teachers said we should make sure our children can spot their name, whether it’s on a worksheet or a desk label, and know which backpacks, coats, shoes, etc. belong to them.

They also need to know how to open/close their water bottles, thermoses and any other containers you might pack in their lunch. We bought an easy-open thermos that’s still going strong almost two years later, so look for products designed for young children. (Apparently my son loves opening his friends’ thermoses at their lunch table.)

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We’re all excited for our girl to head off to Primary, and it’s going to feel like a long summer as we count down until the big day. With a bit of practice — especially with letter e — we know she’ll get off to a great start.

How to prepare your child for school {Heather's Handmade Life}

DIY pet toy storage

Just a quick DIY today, guys! I wanted to share the pet toy storage solution I came up with for our Chocolate Boston Terrier, Annabelle, and her many, MANY toys.
We’d been using a nice dark wicker basket but she occasionally chewed on it (!!!) and I decided she needed to have something where I wouldn’t care about the odd tooth-mark.
(Plus, she’s super-short so she’d constantly knock the basket over so her toys would spill out and she could see what she wanted to play with. That was … fun.)
So I bought a low crate from Michaels (after, seriously, YEARS of wanting to buy one but not coming up with a good use for one) and a handful of white wooden letters.
DIY dog toy box {Heather's Handmade Life}
DIY dog toy box {Heather’s Handmade Life}

Then I dipped a brush into a light grey paint (“Putty” by Fusion Mineral Paint) and went over the whole crate.

I wasn’t going for full coverage because I wanted it to look casual and farmhouse-y, of course.

Then I put a smidgen of black paint (“Coal Black” by Fusion Mineral Paint) on a clean brush and very, very lightly dry-brushed the wood — focusing especially on the edges — to make it look dirty and interesting.

DIY dog toy box {Heather's Handmade Life}
DIY dog toy box {Heather’s Handmade Life}

To add the letters, I used a dab of No More Nails on the back of each one.

DIY dog toy box {Heather's Handmade Life}
DIY dog toy box {Heather’s Handmade Life}
The finished dog-toy crate looks great in the living room, and it’s low enough that our teeny Annabelle can easily reach to the bottom.
DIY dog toy box {Heather's Handmade Life}
DIY dog toy box {Heather’s Handmade Life}
This means she doesn’t (and can’t) knock the crate over to get to the toys in the bottom. Instead of picking up ALL of her toys every day, I only have to pick up five or six.
#WINNING #dogmomlife
DIY dog toy box {Heather's Handmade Life}
DIY dog toy box {Heather’s Handmade Life}

“I do not haz too many toys. I haz too few.”

“Hmmm, what do I want to play with today? The Happy Meal stuffy? Or the OTHER Happy Meal stuffy? Or the stuffy I stole from the human children? So many decisionz.”

Weekly wrap-up: Barnboard + bubbles + birthday drama

What was I up to this week? You’ve come to the right place. 
(Wait, you *weren’t* sitting there wondering about my week? Oh, sorry about that. Feel free to read a funny or embarrassing post instead if you’d rather.)
Here we go … 
SUNDAY
I worked on a lot of projects, including this barnboard (sorta) sign for our upstairs bathroom. I found all of the quotes on Pinterest, here and there, and mixed them together to create calming affirmations.
More details about the sign are over on Instagram
MONDAY
I revealed the latest change to our front-hall closet: how I’d turned the bi-fold doors into cool double doors (with extra storage via some new hooks). 
It took me ages to come across this idea on Pinterest and I totally love it.
Convert closet bi-fold doors
TUESDAY
Our daughter recently turned five and I stuck to my guns about NOT having a huge party (like I’d sworn after last year’s bash). But a smaller party wasn’t quite as easy as I’d thought, as I explained in my weekly parenting column … 
Birthday party smackdown
I also shared a story I wrote about a fun event featuring Halifamous celebrities pole-dancing!
WEDNESDAY
We recently had our “summer” vacation, kind of, and I talked about what we did. Except it’s mostly a post about shift-work life and freelance life, and how they meld together to create a strange, vacation-less world (that we don’t really mind, most of the time). 

THURSDAY
It’s been FREEZING all week — like huddled in a thick fleece-lined sweatshirt at all times, in the house — and of course I refuse to turn the heat back on.
Anyway, I talked about our favourite ways to boot the kids’ butts out of the house so they can get some fresh air, including BUBBLES! (And we reviewed some very cool bubble tools.)
I shared an article I wrote about saving money on groceries using handy apps …
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… as well as a piece I wrote about gallery walls …
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Yesterday was our baby girl’s Primary orientation, so she got to stay at the school for an hour and meet all of her potential teachers. She LOVED it and wasn’t nervous for a second, of course. This girl is by far the most confident Clarke. 
She did wear a little tag that announced she’s hard of hearing and to please speak while facing her (mad lip-reading skillz), which I printed off the night before (God bless the internet). 
Her hearing is still SO bad and I didn’t want the teachers to think she wasn’t paying attention and have that as their first impression. Then, miraculously, we arrived back at home to get the packet of surgery details from the hospital! In about a month and 10 days, she’ll be hearing loud and clear.

Then I took a good friend into Halifax last night for the opening of “Art” at Neptune Theatre. It was about 80 minutes long (no intermission) and, as always, I was so impressed.

This weekend we’ve got a basketball workshop for D, a birthday party for C to attend, and Mother’s Day of course.

(I bought myself an oversized hardcore tea mug and handed it to my family — pretending to “forget” about it immediately — so I’m pretty excited about opening that up.)

Happy Mother’s Day to all of my lovely mamas out there, and thank you, as always, for reading.

xo

Five outdoor activities for this very cold spring

Disclosure: We received products from Giant Gazillion Bubbles to play with and review, but all opinions (and suspicious brown dogs) are our own.

We spend a LOT of time in the backyard, mostly playing with friends from the neighbourhood. It seems like forever ago that we were stuck in that tiny condo where kids were actively discouraged from playing on the grass (true story).
But this time of year? This mucky yet VERY COLD type of early spring? (Well, it’s supposed to be spring, but eastern Canada hasn’t gotten the message yet because BRRR.)
It’s either too cold or not cold enough for all of their favourite activities. You can’t build snowmen or have snowball fights. You can’t sled. You can’t run through the sprinkler. You can’t set up the wading pool. 
So what CAN you do to tempt your little iPad-lovers into the fresh air?
1. Playsets.
We bought this one secondhand last spring and trucked it up the road in two pieces to reassemble it in our yard, and it was the best money we ever spent. 
It’s a magnet for kids all over the street, it’s a central gathering point, and it gives the kids a default “starter activity” when they’re shooed outside against their will. They might pout and go swing for a while, but pretty soon they’re all over the place having fun.
Out fixer-upper backyard playset
Two years ago, we built a wooden seesaw and it also sees a lot of action — even in the winter!
2. Snacks.
I’m not above handing them half a bag of semi-crushed Goldfish crackers and telling them to go “have a picnic.” Food can be a good motivator when it’s too cold to *want* to play outside, but hey, that’s what warm coats are for.

3. Indoor toys.
Yeah, it’s not always ideal because you need to harass your kids to bring everything back inside. But sometimes this is the push they need to get them outside.
Weirdly, our daughter is obsessed with bringing Barbies outside. She’ll moan and complain about being cold if there’s the slightest breeze, but I’ve watched her play Barbies out there in sub-zero temperatures just because it’s something new and different.
We saw this last week with the Little Live Pets Surprise Chicks, which aren’t really outdoor toys. Having them outside was, like, the coolest thing ever.
4. Chalk.
Yeah, their hands are going to get cold. But as long as the snow’s melted in the driveway, it’s open season for hopscotch and scribbling with chalk. 

The kids have been really into scootering (scooting?) on the driveway lately, so I’ll draw a windy twisty-turny line that they have to follow.

The bonus to chalking outside when it’s freezing is that they’re more bundled up so it’s not as uncomfortable to crawl around on the driveway, right?
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5. Bubbles.
No need for wait for summer to get out the bubble solution, and your kids probably got some new stuff for Easter. (Aren’t bubbles such an Easter thing?! Along with pale pink capris from Gap, or was that just my childhood?)
Our friend at Funrise Toys sent us some fun new bubble toys to try: the Gazillion Giant Bubble Mill, the Gazillion Giant Power Wand, and a huge 2L bottle of bubble solution — specially formulated to make bigger, more elasticised bubbles.
We tried out the Giant Power Wand first, which has a little fan that runs on two AA batteries. You dip the wand into a (provided) tray, filled with bubble solution, and press the button to make HUGE tubes of bubbles. C had a little trouble getting it to work properly, but D loved it!

Next we tried the Gazillion Giant Bubble Mill, which does all the work for you!

Once it was loaded with three AA batteries, I poured some bubble solution into its resevoir, pushed the button, and it began turning like a tiny ferris wheel — spouting bubbles one after another.

It was awesome, and the kids took it all around the yard trying to get the least-windy spot so it could make really big bubbles without them popping.

Annabelle had never seen bubbles before, so she was immediately suspicious.

“What is dis?”

“What iz happening?”

“I don’t know about dis.”

“Humans are weird.”

It’s been raining her ALL WEEK and it’s also freezing cold. (I retired my actual winter coat on principle, but I’m still wearing a puffy jacket so I can stand waiting at the bus stop.)

It’s a good thing the playhouse has a roof* because I’ll be sending the kids outside later for some much-needed fresh air and a snack.

*Just remembered the roof is now gone because WIND and SO MUCH WIND.**
**They’re still going out.