Then and now

Then: “Okay! Let’s take off this outfit and get you a nice new one. Into the laundry you go, Mr. Onesie! Now let’s get some fresh socks to match …”

Now: “Hmm. Sleeper looks clean. You can wear that again tonight. No, let’s leave these socks on, they’re still fine.”

I’m like, a chef … or something

Day 1 in Freezer Feast 2011 was a success, I think.

I ate cereal and frozen waffles for breakfast yesterday. I’d been avoiding the waffles for months, because they are not Eggo-brand (and I’m a brand snob when it comes to many foods). I got them for free when I bought a package of Eggos, as part of a weird flyer promo. They were actually really tasty — thicker than an Eggo. Mmmm.

Dinner was a bit more … interesting. Have you ever eaten hashbrowns mixed with corn (with a dollop of sour cream), with green beans on the side? I wasn’t sure how it would taste, but it was DELICIOUS! I may make more tomorrow. I shall call it “Hashcorn.” Or maybe “Cornbrowns.”

See, this project is making life more interesting already …

Then and now

Then (while assembling Baby Boy’s highchair): “The tray is dishwasher-safe? What? Why would anyone want to fill up half their dishwasher with this thing when you could just wipe it off?

Now (after many, many solid-food feedings): “%$#! It’s not coming off! Why is cereal like %$!ing glue? And why is the tray orange-tinged? … Oh … Now I understand why it’s dishwasher-safe.

Freezer Feast 2011

I am about to do the impossible.

For me, at least.

Our family is going to attempt to get through the next 31 days without buying (ALMOST) anything at the grocery store.

This sounds crazy to me, because even though Darling Husband is the official grocery shopper of our family, I am the queen of “We don’t have any groooooceries! You need to go to the storrrrrrre! I’m so hunnnnnngry!” (Yeah, I really am that annoying. But I am also very delightful.)

I am also guilty of “not seeing” the piles of food we DO have. I scope out the fridge pretty well, but I’m terrible for not seeing stuff in the freezer, deep freeze and cabinets. Or, if stuff stays there too long, I sort of … lose interest. God, this sounds terrible, writing it all out. But I do. I love new, shiny stuff, fresh from the grocery store! Packaging! And newness! And unopened-ness!

And you know what? This has resulted in a heck of a lot of stuff that hasn’t been getting eaten.

So today, totally inspired by John and Sherry over at Young House Love, I went through our cabinets, freezer, and deep freeze. I made an extensive list of everything, and will use the list to make sure we’re eating these poor, forgotten-about items.

The rules:

  • We will continue to buy essentials like milk, eggs, butter, fresh fruit and vegetables, etc. as needed
  • We will continue to buy Diet Coke and potato chips, so that I don’t kill myself/someone/everyone
  • We will, of course, continue to buy all things Baby Boy needs (his cereal, Cheerios, etc.), although he probably has enough frozen purees to last the month without me needing to make more
  • We will buy fresh ground beef and chicken if it’s needed to “go with” one of the items (Hamburger Helper would be a pretty sorry sight without ground beef)
What we’ve got to work with …
Meats
  • Breaded chicken breasts (3)
  • Cheddar sausages (5)
  • Burgers (4)
  • Sirloin meatballs (15)
  • Meatloaf (1)
  • Meatballs in sauce (20)
  • Chicken strips (16)
  • Pepperoni (1 stick)
  • Tuna (1 can)
Vegetables
  • Green beans
  • Broccoli
  • Cauliflower
  • Corn (frozen)
  • Corn (canned)
  • Baby carrots
  • Green chilies
Fruits
  • Blueberries
  • Mixed strawberry/blueberries
  • Mixed strawberry/blueberries
Breakfast foods
  • White bread (1 loaf)
  • Whole-wheat bread (1 loaf)
  • Oatmeal brown bread (1 loaf)
  • Waffles (8)
  • Hashbrowns (1 bag)
  • Rice Krispies (1 box)
  • Raisin Bran (1 box)
  • Pancake mix (2 boxes)
  • Bran muffin mix (1 bag)
  • Oats
  • Oat bran
  • Flaxseed
Quick meals
  • French fries (1 bag)
  • Pizza Pops (8)
  • Bagel Bites (40)
Drinks
  • Coffee (3 cans, 1 bag)
  • Tea (with caffeine)
  • Tea (caffeine-free)
  • White Grape Juice (1 can)
  • Apple juice (2 cans)
Desserts/Snacks
  • Strawberry Rhubarb pie (1)
  • Freezies
  • Popsicles
  • Cornettos (3)
  • Saltines (3 packets)
  • Triscuits (1 box)
Pasta/Rice
  • Spaghetti (1 box)
  • Rotini (1 box)
  • Wild rice packet (1)
  • Hard taco shells (24)
  • Soft taco shells (12)
  • Pizza kit (makes 2 pizzas)
  • Hamburger Helper (2 boxes)
  • Kraft Dinner (4 boxes)
  • Perogies (1 box)
Misc. 
  • Turkey gravy (2 cans)
  • Taco seasoning packet (1)
  • Salsa packets for tacos (3)
  • Breadcrumbs (1 canister)
  • Peanut butter (2 kg)
  • Onion soup mix (1)
  • Tomato sauce (1 jar)
  • Crushed tomatoes (1 can)
  • Cheddar cheese soup (1)
  • Beef bouillon cubes
Lots of food, right? I have to say that I’m already liking that it’s so organized. I never know what’s in the deep-freeze, because it’s in our storage room, so this writing-it-all-down habit might continue past these 31 days.
Wish me luck — and feel free to do it, too!

Mormon Mommy Blogs show us a new kind of happiness

This is the best article I have read in a long time. Take five minutes and read it — it’s awesome:
http://www.salon.com/life/feature/2011/01/15/feminist_obsessed_with_mormon_blogs/index.html

Here’s a snippet:

There’s been a lot of talk in recent years about “the New Domesticity” — an increasing interest in old-fashioned, traditionally female tasks like sewing, crafts and jam making. Some pundits see this as a sign that young women yearn to return to some kind of 1950s Ozzie and Harriet existence, that feminism has “failed,” that women are realizing they can’t have it all, after all. That view is utterly nonsense, in my opinion, but I do think women of my generation are looking to the past in an effort to create fulfilling, happy domestic lives, since the modern world doesn’t offer much of a road map. Our parents — divorced, stressed-out baby boomers — are hardly paragons of domestic bliss. Nor are the Gen X “Mommy War” soldiers, busy winging snowballs of judgment at each other from across the Internet. (Formula is poison! Baby wearing is child abuse!)

I totally identify with the writer. I became equally as obsessed with these kinds of blogs when I was plagued with Baby Fever. Oh, those were the days. I probably set records for the amount of blog-reading and baby-name-site-perusing I did.

You name it, I read it. Blogs about happy stay-at-home moms who craft and bake and sew and organize and paint and clean and invent new recipes, all while doing fun projects with their kids and appreciating their loving husband. Blogs like this absolutely paint a picture of the kind of life I aspire to have — and it seems a lot of other women feel that way, too!

Is it possible that reading these blogs increased my desires to get pregnant, be a good wife, sew throw pillows  and curtains, make homemade baby food, sew baby clothes, and be a stay-at-home mom? Maybe. Or maybe I always had those desires, and these blog showed me that it was OK not to be a corporate take-over-the-world type — the way girls my age we taught to aspire to be. Either way, I agree with the writer of the article — what is so wrong with this?

I am seeing people in my generation embracing the old-fashioned, the traditional. But it doesn’t mean we don’t also want to be successful in another field (I do), or that we are failed feminists (I’m not). I think it’s a matter of following your heart, and I am happy to say that I am.