… you pick up your husband at work, begin driving home, hit traffic, immediately begin going a different route, hit traffic, and then choose a THIRD route … … all so that the car will ALWAYS BE MOVING and the baby will STAY ASLEEP… Continue Reading “You know you’re a parent when …”
… you eat a baggie of frozen pepperoni for breakfast, simply because it’s the only thing you can grab while holding a crying baby.