Category: Week 40

On productivity and maternity leave

Saturday, June 5, 2010 39 weeks, 6 days pregnant TWO DAYS TO GO! Still here, still pregnant. Moving right along … Since being off on maternity leave, I’ve been adjusting to the lack of PURPOSE in my life. It’s not like I love my… Continue Reading “On productivity and maternity leave”

Five paradoxes about being nine months pregnant

You have time to shop, but no shopping budget (since maternity leave benefits don’t kick in for freaking ages) You have time to cook, but no stamina/patience to stand in a hot kitchen all day You have time to do a proper deep clean,… Continue Reading “Five paradoxes about being nine months pregnant”

Counting woes

Friday, June 4, 2010 39 weeks, 5 days pregnant TWO THREE DAYS TO GO! As I get closer to the end, I am realizing that somehow my little sidebar counter must be wrong. I’m due Monday, not Sunday, so technically I have three days… Continue Reading “Counting woes”

Five reasons I will hopefully have the baby very soon

Thursday, June 3, 2010 39 weeks, 4 days pregnant 3 DAYS TO GO! My cervix is soft Even horrific birth stories involving tearing are not grossing me out, because I am SO EAGER to get this party started I’ve had not one, but two… Continue Reading “Five reasons I will hopefully have the baby very soon”

Quit playin’ games with my heart uterus

Thursday, June 3, 2010 39 weeks, 4 days pregnant 3 DAYS TO GO! Where was I yesterday? Oh right, not having a baby. But almost. Sort of. Yup, there was another episode of false labour, just like Sunday. Actually, it seemed much more real… Continue Reading “Quit playin’ games with my heart uterus”