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How to cook without your baby underfoot

In my never-ending quest to keep Baby Boy safe, happy, and entertained without the use of the Exersaucer or bouncy chair (may they rest in peace), I discovered a new trick! I took a large Tupperware container and filled it with plastic kitchen gadgets I never really use… Continue Reading “How to cook without your baby underfoot”

Not Me Monday

This is not my first Not Me Monday post in ages. I am always on top of things. I do not sometimes forgo cooking, and instead eat dinners that look like this: I am not totally and completely obsessed with Glee. I watch mature… Continue Reading “Not Me Monday”

Not Me Monday

I did not eat six chocolate-chip cookies for an afternoon snack, and feel genuinely sad after I licked up the crumbs, because I didn’t have a seventh. I did not over-indulge in cheesy rice for dinner. I ate … uh … salad. I did… Continue Reading “Not Me Monday”

Not Me Monday

Over the weekend … I did “young-person” stuff, like staying out until dawn and drinking and … stuff like that. I would never spend my weekend doing something as lame as quilting … and baking muffins to freeze. I did not decide to make… Continue Reading “Not Me Monday”

Not Me Monday

I did not lose let out a little shriek when I read that D of All Things G&D is pregnant. Nope. I was all, “Who’s that again? Oh, that’s nice.” I did not obsessively check my Twitter all weekend, in anticipation of the “big… Continue Reading “Not Me Monday”