Category: Cooking

How to make pizza for babies … yes, pizza … for babies …

Start by making pizza for yourself, and leaving a little triangle sauce-free … Add cheese to the rest of the pizza Take the teensiest drop of sauce imaginable and wipe it across the baby slice … Cut one slice of pepperoni into the teensiest… Continue Reading “How to make pizza for babies … yes, pizza … for babies …”

How do moms get skinny? Their kids steal their food.

You know what’s convenient? When your baby gets to the age where they can eat REAL PEOPLE FOOD, and you don’t have to make separate meals just for them three times a day. We are just getting to this stage with Baby Boy, and… Continue Reading “How do moms get skinny? Their kids steal their food.”

Sufferin’ succotash

Scene: A lunch date at McDonalds with Darling Husband and Baby Boy ME: These nuggets are amazing. I haven’t had them in ages. Mmmmmm! DARLING HUSBAND (gesturing to Baby Boy): I feel bad for him. ME: Why? DARLING HUSBAND: We’re eating McDonalds, and he’s… Continue Reading “Sufferin’ succotash”

How to enjoy a meal out in a restaurant … with your baby

We all dislike “those” children. The ones who scream in restaurants and jump on the bench seats and throw things and cry … while we, the other patrons, are trying to enjoy our meal. I feel very strongly that I don’t want any of… Continue Reading “How to enjoy a meal out in a restaurant … with your baby”

The best 99 cents I ever spent …

Exhibit A: Arctic Gardens Rice and Vegetables (on sale for 99 cents) Exhibit B: A delicious lunch for Baby Boy that he can feed himself  Instead of steaming the entire bag at once, like the package says, I just ripped it open and take… Continue Reading “The best 99 cents I ever spent …”