The knocked-up knockers
Darling Husband has discovered the magic of knocked-up knockers.
A colleague of his is preggers, and DH came home one evening and commented on her new melons.
“They’re really big, but she’s not fat yet. Like in the stomach,” he mused over dinner.
I suppose I am a cool wife (?) because I didn’t bat an eye.
“Yeah, I’ve heard that happens,” I told him. “Your boobs get really big, even in the first month or two. But it happens before your stomach starts to grow, so you just look really hot for a while.”
DH is intrigued! Score 1 for Team Preggo!