10 Questions I Want to Ask Tonight at Parent/Teacher

  1. He’s a good boy, isn’t he?*
  2. Is he a good listener?
  3. Does he pay attention? (Like, at least as much as the other kids?)
  4. Is he keeping up with the work?**
  5. Is he being bullied by —–?***
  6. Does his drawing seem above average?
  7. Isn’t he just the sweetest?****
  8. If you could change anything about him … nah, that’s weird.
  9. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being best kid ever …?
  10. As a parent, would you say I’m … ugh, never mind. 
I suspect I’ll actually ask questions 2, 3, 4 and 5. #1 or #7 is bound to come out, too.
* Technically this is a rhetorical question because OF COURSE HE IS!
** If he isn’t, can I blame my husband’s genes?
*** I aired my grievances about this in the fall conference, but I suspect I may bring it up again
**** She’d better say yes

I mean, look at this kid. He’s magic …

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Toonies, poutine and Justin Trudeau

I’m over on BuzzFeed today chatting about what we Canadians want to teach Americans … and no, it’s not all about poutine.

(I mean, part of it is, of course.)

(And also our smoking-hot Prime Minster.)

Come say hi?

How to get paint out of a carpet

I feel like this should be part of a longer series I write called “Sloppy DIY: How To Unwreck The House You’ve Been Wrecking While Also Making It Better.”

Hi, I’m Heather, and I get paint on the carpet.

I also get paint on the floor and flick stain onto the kitchen wall (Darling Husband only justttt noticed and it happened at least a month ago).

I shared this quick tip on Instagram a week-ish ago and had to share it here, too, because it’s making my whole life better.*

*Only somewhat of an exaggeration

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Yes, I cut the carpet! And it workeddddddd.

Oh, you were expecting a tutorial on making your own carpet cleaning solution out of baking soda and vinegar and other Pinterest-y stuff? Sorry, no. Get some scissors, yo, and snip that paint out!

(It looks way better in here.)

(The end.)

Other basement-y posts you might like:

Board games as wall art

Upcycled crib mattress ottoman

DIY daybed

Lessons learned while stencilling a gigantic wall

It started off so well. I’d say I don’t know what went wrong, but that wouldn’t be true. What matters is that I mostly fixed it, so let’s go with that.

The whole ordeal actually started because I wanted to correct a mistake. The stairwell going down to our basement playroom/family room was painted grey and I’d thought I could brighten it up with a colourful gallery wall on one side. It turned out that gallery walls are not always the answer, unfortunately, and the stairwell felt weirdly crowded.

So the solution was surely to take everything down, patch the holes, touch up the grey paint and do a really incredible stencilled treatment, right? An accent wall that would add interest while going down the stairs and look almost like wallpaper?

Sure, I’d never stencilled anything, but I took a workshop and learned the swishy-swishy technique that you’re supposed to use. I bought Fusion Mineral Paint’s 12” x 12” Moroccan trellis stencil and a package of Martha Stewart Crafts stencilling brushes to use with my leftover off-the-shelf white paint. I was ready!

Continue reading in my weekly DIY column, My Handmade Home …

What’s your parental satisfaction level?

Like most things in life, your level of parental satisfaction ebbs and flows — at least mine does.

When I had one baby, I felt like I was nailing it a lot of the time. Yes, he was a snuggly android who barely slept, but there were perfect outfits and staged photo shoots to get me through it. I had a year of maternity leave and was only dabbling in freelance, so there was always time for everything. I delighted in pushing his stroller and having strangers admire him. Plus, breastfeeding had slimmed me down and given me the best rack of my life. Parental satisfaction: 4 out of 5.

But it’s physically impossible to stay drunk on new parent glee forever. Suddenly he was a reckless 10-month-old running around the mall on a leash, lunging for escalators. He was scaling furniture and his forehead was perpetually bruised. I was pregnant with baby number two and could barely drag myself off the couch to get more crackers. I was trying to build a freelance career, find us a house and work up the energy to take our ball of energy to the playground. Parental satisfaction: 2 out of 5.

Things only got harder when Collicky Baby Sis was born six weeks before Destructo Big Brother’s second birthday. My husband had two jobs and was never home, so neither was our only vehicle. I was flailing around in a pit of post-partum depression but refused to acknowledge it. I got so much enjoyment out of my two little snugglebugs but the days were JUST. SO. HARD. (Also lonely.) Parental satisfaction: 1 out of 5 …

Things picked up a lot during Toddler Parenting, when the kids were one and three and two and four. We got a second vehicle so I could take them to playgroups and activities and out on errands. I had them on a rigid nap/quiet time schedule so I could squeeze in some work during the day — which worked sometimes and frustrated me endlessly the rest of the time. They entertained each other and their funny little personalities made me laugh. Parental satisfaction: 3 out of 5

But I’ve been particularly enjoying this current stage — I’m going to call it Pre-K Parenting. Since our youngest turned three and our son turned five, life has felt busier but also more controlled. Nobody is going to stick a toy up in their nose or in their mouth (well, probably not) if I’m on another level having a shower. They can sometimes do their own carseat buckles and I don’t have to lug a bag of extra clothes and snacks. They play well together (most of the time) and I love seeing them grow through Primary and preschool. Parental satisfaction: 5 out of 5

Our daughter’s birthday is in a couple of weeks and I’ll be able to say I have “a four-year-old and a five-year-old” until our son turns six in June. Four and five! I say this every single birthday, but how? How did they get so old? I’m trying not to wish away this time, but I’m completely loving the stage we’re easing into now: Lower Elementary Parenting.

I love that their drawings are actually getting good and that they can remember song lyrics. I love seeing our son read words and write little sentences, and watching our daughter dance to Katy Perry songs. They look around carefully in parking lots (“If a car has lights on, it might move”) and wait patiently in line at the bank with me. We can watch PG movies that I actually like (Camp Nowhere! Blank Check!) and nobody chokes on their popcorn.

I know some parents long for the baby days, but I’m happy enough to just look back at our adorable family pictures — and maybe snuggle a friend’s baby for a while. Give me chapter books, give me dance parties, give me complex art projects, give me long discussions about what happened on the playground. This is my time to shine.