50 thoughts heading into dance recital weekend
- Will these tights look dirty on stage?
- Nah, the lights are bright.
- Bright lights are like the theatre version of an Instagram filter.
- I hope the bun looks good.
- I think I made it too high last time.
- Where *is* the crown of a head, exactly? The top? The back?
- Augh! I love my precious little ballerina so much!
- Shoot! Do I need to steam the costume?
- I think it’s OK.
- I don’t dare iron it — I’d probably melt it.
- How many hairnets do we have left?
- Hairnets are weird. They look like a dust bunny.
- What colour is my daughter’s hair, really?
- Dirty blonde sounds too grown-up for a five-year-old. Light brown? Hmm.
- “OMG I can’t wait to see you on stage!”
- “You’re going to be SO PERFECT UP THERE!” *kiss*
- SNACKS! She needs to bring snacks for backstage!
- They have to be healthy.
- I totally didn’t send a snack last time. #badmom
- So, OK, a healthy snack.
- And a water bottle.
- And some kind of activity to do backstage?
- Didn’t send one of those last time, either. Whoops.
- Definitely not markers. She’ll get it all over her tights.
- Oh God, I’d die if she came out all covered in marker.
- What kind of activity is quiet and doesn’t involve colouring?
- Should I send the UNO cards?
- She’s certainly obsessed with that game. She might lose it.
- No, she’ll definitely lose it.
- Better send something from the Dollar Store.

- “… and we’ll see your FRIENDS on stage, too! Oooh, you’re all going to look SO CUTE!”
- DID I BUY HAIR GEL?!
- Never mind, I have some.
- Oh, I didn’t like it as much as the stuff from last year, though.
- Should I wash her hair after the rehearsal tonight?
- If I don’t, will it be too crunchy to work with tomorrow?
- What did I do last year? I can’t remember.
- Speaking of baths, I need to scrub those band-aid marks off her arms.
- Maybe I’ll use nail polish remover. Then I won’t have to scrub as hard.
- Oh right, she needs makeup, too.
- I love how she looks in mascara.
- I wish I had eyelashes like that.
- Better darken her eyebrows, too.
- “Eeeeek, I’m getting so excited!”
- If she puts a hole in these tights right now, I’m gonna lose it.
- One more day and then it doesn’t matter if the tights get ripped.
- Just ONE DAY, Tights. Keep it together until noon on Saturday!
- Don’t forget the flowers!
- I can’t wait to see her twirling around up there.
- God, I love Dance Recital Weekend.
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