Exactly how pregnant …

Posted on March 31, 2010 by

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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

30 weeks, 3 days pregnant
Exactly HOW PREGNANT do you have to be for …
  • … a bus driver to wait until you sit down before hurtling away from the curb into traffic, causing your preggo ass to stumble around the aisle helplessly?
  • … a passenger to give up their seat to you, on a totally crowded bus?
Because I have been pregnant forever for 213 days, and so far no one has given up their seat to me, and a bus driver only waited until I was sitting down once.

I can’t wait until I’m not bundled up under my winter coat, so I can stick my belly out and demand my special commuter treatment!

Category: Annoyances, Third trimester, Week 31

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I’m Heather Laura Clarke. I’m a writer living in beautiful Nova Scotia, I have a 12-year-old son and a 10-year-old daughter, I married my high school sweetheart, and this is the story of my handmade life.

I have depression and anxiety, and I fight like hell every day to keep them from taking over my life. Creating things helps.

Whether I’m writing novels, decorating a room, busting out my power tools to build furniture, getting muddy in the pottery studio, sewing clothes, or cross-stitching a swear word, I’m all about using my creativity to craft a life I love.

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