There is no justice in the world

The toddler started saying “Dada” months and months ago. Don’t ask me how long exactly, as the scrapbooks are still packed.

He only started consistently saying “Mama” about a month ago — at 16 months.

And GET THIS: he ONLY says it when he’s pissed off and/or super cranky.

Never a happy little “Mama!” to accompany his happy little “Dada”s.

Nope, only …

“MaaaaMAAAAAAA!”
“MaaaMaaaMaaaaaaah!”

To make matters even more unfair, he only signs “Daddy.” Not “Mommy.”

A recent example:

ME (while tucking him into his crib at bedtime): Sweet dreams, baby. I love you more than anything.

TODDLER: *blinks up at me* *signs “Daddy”*