Not Me Monday

• I did not eat hash browns twice yesterday. Actually, I did not eat pretty much nothing but carbs yesterday (hash browns, pancakes, bread).
• I did not almost drop my wiggly 10-month-old at least three times this weekend.
• I did not pee on a Dollar Store pregnancy test this morning (negative) and comment out loud to Baby Boy that for $1.25, it was a pretty reliable-looking test. I did not scorn the $15 First Response tests I’ve bought in the past.
• I do not feel guilty that my baby just whacked his noggin on the keyboard tray while I typed this. Um, gotta go!