FYI, I’m going bald
Postpartum hair loss, you are a bitch.
- Our shower drain has been snaked twice so far.
- There are strands of hair stuck to the walls of the tub.
- When I run my hands through my hair, I pull it in clumps.
- I am tired of sweeping the MASSIVE AMOUNTS of hair off the bathroom floor.
- I have very attractive bald patches.
- And the little baby hairs, too.
Seriously — when is this going to end???