Five things I’d forgotten about newborns
- They roll their eyes in a creepy way sometimes when they sleep. It’s like they’re possessed! Demon babies! Eeek!
- Their poo doesn’t really stink, but it does have a smell.
- Their legs are so crazy-skinny.
- They don’t respond to your questions, or even smile yet. It’s kind of unrewarding to talk to them at this stage.
- They are impossibly squishy-soft and delicious to snuggle.
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