Five things I’d forgotten about newborns

Posted on May 15, 2012 by

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  1. They roll their eyes in a creepy way sometimes when they sleep. It’s like they’re possessed! Demon babies! Eeek!
  2. Their poo doesn’t really stink, but it does have a smell.
  3. Their legs are so crazy-skinny.
  4. They don’t respond to your questions, or even smile yet. It’s kind of unrewarding to talk to them at this stage.
  5. They are impossibly squishy-soft and delicious to snuggle.

Category: Newborns, Our Daughter

So what do you think?

I’m Heather Laura Clarke. I’m journalist and blogger in beautiful Nova Scotia, I have a 7-year-old son and a 5-year-old daughter, I married my high school sweetheart, and this is the story of my handmade life.

Whether I’m decorating a room, busting out my power tools to build furniture, getting muddy in the pottery studio, sewing clothes for my kids, or cross-stitching a swear word, I’m all about using my creativity to craft a life I absolutely love.

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Cross-stitch can be kinda calming ... especially when there are cat buttholes involved. 🐈 . . . #crossstitch #crossstitchersofinstagram #funnycrossstitch #catart #ecmmedia Today on the blog I’m sharing 18 pieces of #pottery I made between November and March — including this funky flower bowl 🌹🌼🌺 . . . #linkinbio #potteryart #potterylove #potterywheel #ecmmedia I put a new sign in our garden yesterday and today it’s pouring so let’s see if my paint/poly holds up! 🤞 . . . (Sign is because our @annabellenessa is always lounging outside and sometimes passers-by think she’s just loose, escaped, etc. Not “running free,” just “invisibly detained,” guys!) 🐶 . . . #doglife #bostonterrier #chocolatebostonterrier #diysign #gardendecor This quilt is the softest, snuggliest one I’ve ever sewn, and you won’t believe the fabric I used to make it. (Seriously, swipe to see how garish and mismatched it is!) 🙂 . . . Sometimes the trick to using up un-pretty fabric is simply to FLIP IT OVER and use it backwards! 🙃 Full details today on the blog! . . . #quilting #quiltsofinstagram #sewinghack #stashbusting #ecmmedia 🌿 Today’s reminder brought to you by the framed greeting card on my kitchen plant shelves. ☀️ . . . (Can you spy the pump of hand lotion hiding behind my cactus? 🌵 I get super dry hands so I need it nearby at all times, especially after washing dishes!) . . . #gooutside #kitchendecor #plantshelfie #cactus #ecmmedia Remember when we faked the look of open shelving in our kitchen by removing a couple of cabinet doors and adding carved wood pieces to the corners? ☺️ . . . I still love this look, and it’s soooo fast to empty the plates and bowls from the dishwasher. 👌 . . . #homedecor #kitchendesign #kitcheninspo #modernfarmhouse #ecmmedia
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