So, today I’m 36.5 weeks pregnant.
The baby is arriving in precisely* 15 days.
FIFTEEN DAYS, PEOPLE!
(*Yes, precisely. If you’re new to the show, let’s re-cap: Our heroine is having a scheduled C-section, since last time she experienced a 17+ hour labour with a BOATLOAD of lovely complications and wound up with a C-section anyway)
So, of course, since I’m 15 days away from HAVING A BABY, I have reached that awesome point in the pregnancy where:
If you have never been pregnant, you are probably curious what I mean by “psycho.” Well, let’s put it this way …
Yesterday when I went into Darling Husband’s bathroom, I became UNREASONABLY UNHINGED by the fact that his storage shelves were in total disarray, even though STUFF FELL ON ME THE DAY BEFORE and he PROMISED to clean up the TOTAL CRAP HORRIBLE GODAWFUL MESS and he DIDN’T DO IT and if he had been home at the time I would have probably EATEN HIS HEART. RAWR.
So, in conclusion, here are the things I want Darling Husband to do before the baby comes. I don’t think he reads the blog much anymore, what with all the Very Important Card Games on his phone, so if you see him on the street? Pass this along, will you?