Never take a pregnant chick grocery shopping

Just found a grocery trip from when I was not quite six weeks pregnant. I vaguely remember insisting I tag along — Darling Husband always does our grocery shopping, for good reason — and throwing lots of stuff into the cart.

Lots. Of. Stuff.

The receipt includes the following healthy items …

  • Skim milk
  • Whole milk
  • Orange juice
  • Yogurt
  • Cheese
  • Bananas
  • Tomatoes
  • Canned soup

… as well as the following not-so-healthy impulse items …

  • Sparking lemonade
  • Pink lemonade
  • Cinnamon Toast Crunch
  • Pizza kit
  • Pop-Tarts
  • Poundcake
  • Peanut M&Ms
  • Reeces Pieces
  • Chocolate bar
  • Chocolate bar
  • Tic-tacs
  • White bread
  • Baguette
  • Chips
  • Chips
  • Doritos

I should never be allowed in a grocery store while gestating. Seriously, they should put a sign on the door. It’s for our own good.

  • No shirts
  • No shoes
  • No preggos

So what do you think?

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