Month: August 2011

The month of three (THREE!) big fat negatives

How do you get three negative pregnancy tests in one month?A. You are impatient B. You love taking tests, so you jump at each chanceC. You are stubborn, and don’t believe tests (when they’re wrong)D. You have a stupid irregular cycle that confuses youE….

Not Me Monday: Hobo Mama edition

All of my hang-around-the-house yoga pants are in pristine condition, and none of them have holes — especially not ghetto holes in the CROTCH (which lead to all kinds of “easy access” jokes from Darling Husband Ditto with my hang-around-the-house leggings My favourite tees are…