Dear Darling Husband,
Thank you for being such a big help before all of our condo showings.
I know it sucks that we haven’t sold our place yet, but I have to admit that these last few months have REALLY demonstrated that you are an awesome cleaner.
The bathrooms? Amazing.
Your magic scrubbing abilities on the kitchen floor? Just … wow.
I half-suspect the reason we haven’t sold the condo yet is because God is showing us that THIS IS HOW OFTEN we are supposed to clean. And … we weren’t quite doing that, before we had to, you know?
Thank you for being my own personal Mr. Clean. I love you!
Love, your wife