Scene: A lunch date at McDonalds with Darling Husband and Baby Boy
ME: These nuggets are amazing. I haven’t had them in ages. Mmmmmm!
DARLING HUSBAND (gesturing to Baby Boy): I feel bad for him.
DARLING HUSBAND: We’re eating McDonalds, and he’s eating that crap.
ME: It’s not crap! It’s homemade succotash.
DARLING HUSBAND: Would you rather eat that … or fries?
ME (eating a fry): … You’re right. I feel bad for him, too.