How to make pizza for babies … yes, pizza … for babies …

Start by making pizza for yourself, and leaving a little triangle sauce-free …
Add cheese to the rest of the pizza
Take the teensiest drop of sauce imaginable and wipe it across the baby slice …
Cut one slice of pepperoni into the teensiest squares imaginable, and sprinkle them across the baby slice …
Add cheese to everyone’s portions. Babies love cheese. 
They love gravy, too, but that’s another story …
When the pizza comes out of the oven, transfer their teeny barely-sauced, barely-cheesed, barely-pepperonied slice to the fridge to cool (when you scarf your own slices, mmmm) …
Cut the baby’s slice into the teensiest crumbs imaginable. Seriously, these crumbs are so small, it can’t even really be called “pizza.” It’s more like somewhat-assembled ingredients … that you need a microscope to see. 
They will love it. 
You will question your parenting abilities because you gave your nine-month-old baby pizza. What were you thinking? But it’s sort of healthy, right? Oh dear …
Everyone wins.
Bon appetit, babies!

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