5 ways having a baby makes your boobs feel … less than desirable

Posted on February 2, 2011 by

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  1. They get totally sore when you’re newly pregnant
  2. Then they get all vein-y. Seriously — they look like a road map. Hawt.
  3. In preparation for giving birth, the nipples get creepy-dark so they stand out better to your semi-blind little baby — it’s like you’re a human bulleye
  4. Your nipples can crack and bleed during those first few days of nursing (that was me — ow, ow, ow!)
  5. They hurt (like a bitch!) when your milk comes in. Nothing sexier than crying, “Aughh! Don’t touch me!” at your husband

Category: Body drama

2 Comments on “5 ways having a baby makes your boobs feel … less than desirable”

  1. And what about when your baby starts pinching and pulling on those nipples and stretch the skin – yeah, sexy talk 😉

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