Then (while assembling Baby Boy’s highchair): “The tray is dishwasher-safe? What? Why would anyone want to fill up half their dishwasher with this thing when you could just wipe it off?
Now (after many, many solid-food feedings): “%$#! It’s not coming off! Why is cereal like %$!ing glue? And why is the tray orange-tinged? … Oh … Now I understand why it’s dishwasher-safe.