How moms meet other moms at the movies …
OTHER MOM: Oh, what a sweet little boy!
ME: Thanks! Your daughter’s beautiful. How old is she?
OTHER MOM: Six months. How old is your son?
ME: Ten weeks.
OTHER MOM: Whaaaaaaaaat? He’s so big!
ME: Yup, he’s a big guy.
OTHER MOM: How much does he weigh?
ME: Fourteen pounds.
OTHER MOM: WHOA!
ME: Why, how much does your daughter weigh?
OTHER MOM: Sixteen pounds!
ME: … Oh … Er, did you see that the new Jennifer Aniston movie is playing next week?