Five reasons I will hopefully have the baby very soon

1. My cervix is soft
2. Even horrific birth stories involving tearing are not grossing me out, because I am SO EAGER to get this party started
3. I’ve had not one, but two major episodes of false labour with real-but-irregular contractions. My body is clearly rehearsing for the big performance
4. Hopefully the false labour has helped to dilate me … a little … maybe?
5. I am almost out of pregnancy staples like stretch mark oil and heartburn pills

3 Comments on “Five reasons I will hopefully have the baby very soon”

1. I hope you have that baby soon too! I can't wait to read posts about your life with a new baby, I've loved reading through most of your pregnancy 🙂

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2. All I can think of is GO GO GO. Good luck with your delivery. Post photos soon.

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3. Thanks for the encouragement! 🙂

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