The trouble with layers

Friday, April 16, 2010

32 weeks, 5 days pregnant
When you’re pregnant, layers are your friend — they allow you to strip things off when you get all hot and sweaty.
When you’re pregnant, layers are your enemy — they make it very difficult to get everything properly situated after you pee (which you do 45,302 times a day).
Today I am wearing leggings, a tank, a skirt, and a wrap-ish top — all fitted.
Each item requires careful smoothing over the layer underneath it.
No matter what I do, I still look all budge-y and line-y.
I am the biggest idiot on the planet.

So what do you think?

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