Wednesday, April 21, 2010
33 weeks, 3 days pregnant
DARLING HUSBAND: Is the baby kicking you?
ME: No … it just hurts!
DARLING HUSBAND: What hurts?
ME: I don’t know. My whole middle just hurts.
DARLING HUSBAND: Is it your stomach?
ME: I don’t even know where my stomach is anymore! Behind the baby, on top of the baby — I have no clue. UGH!
DARLING HUSBAND: … I’m sorry?