Exactly how pregnant …

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

30 weeks, 3 days pregnant
Exactly HOW PREGNANT do you have to be for …
  • … a bus driver to wait until you sit down before hurtling away from the curb into traffic, causing your preggo ass to stumble around the aisle helplessly?
  • … a passenger to give up their seat to you, on a totally crowded bus?
Because I have been pregnant forever for 213 days, and so far no one has given up their seat to me, and a bus driver only waited until I was sitting down once.

I can’t wait until I’m not bundled up under my winter coat, so I can stick my belly out and demand my special commuter treatment!

So what do you think?

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