Adventures with rude sales clerks

Remember this scene from Pretty Woman?

Thursday, March 18, 2010

28 weeks, 4 days pregnant
Scene: A maternity clothing store. I’m wandering around by myself, looking for a dress to wear to my upcoming shower.
Clerk #1: Oh! Wow, you must be due really soon!
Me (horrified): Um … not that soon.
Clerk #1: Well, when?
Me (too embarrassed to say the beginning of June): Uh … the end of May
Clerk #1: Really? Well, you certainly look like you’re much —
Clerk #2 (cutting her off): She’s just going to have a nice, healthy baby.
Me (stunned): ….

So what do you think?

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