Not Me Monday: Shopping edition

• Yesterday, I did not arrive at the department store an hour before it even opened. I would never be so stunned as to not check the hours before leaving home.
• I did not kill the time by heading to Wal-Mart and buying an obscene amount of storage bins for baby stuff.
• That was totally not my secret plan all along.
• I did not pee the second I walked into Wal-Mart …
• … and the department store …
• I did not finish up at the department store and walk into the mall to find that it wasn’t open for another 20 minutes. I was not totally confused and outraged as to why one of the stores would be open an hour earlier than the rest of the mall.
• I did not camp out in the empty, closed-up food court for 20 very long minutes — waiting for A&W to open.
• I did not pounce on the A&W cashier to place my order at exactly 12:00 p.m., when they opened up.

4 Comments on “Not Me Monday: Shopping edition”

1. You are really-really funny!!!

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2. one more thing – how did you add the milestones side bar to your blog? I would love to do the same….

   btw, what's your email address?

   – Valeria (siiilllygirl 😉

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3. Hi Valeria!

   I added the milestones by just adding to the HTML in the sidebar, and putting in links to those specific blogs — nothing fancy, I'm afraid.

   Oh, and my e-mail address is laptopstolullabies-at-gmail-dot-com — I really should add it to the blog somewhere!

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4. Thank you very much! It looks so cool now. Hope you find my blog interesting 😉

   Valeria

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