Five things about the end of the second trimester

1. Just when I think, “Wow, I’m really getting bigger!” … I get bigger still.
2. My boobs are starting to look like a road-map of bright green veins. It’s as scary as it sounds.
3. It’s one thing to pee a lot. But it’s much more annoying to feel like you have to pee desperately, only to barely pee at all. What gives???
4. My linea nigra not only goes from my belly button down, but also up until it reaches my bra. It’s like I have a huge zipper down the front of me. When did that happen?
5. I can forsee a time … in the not-too-distant future … where it will be hard to wipe my butt. Will it ever become impossible? Surely nature would not allow that.

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