Thanks for the "advice"
Friday, January 29, 2010
21 weeks, 5 days pregnant
I am considering sending my “What to Expect” daily e-mail updates straight to the spam folder. Today’s “helpful” hints on healthy eating made me want to slap someone.
Some fat is necessary, but too much just makes you, well, fat.
- Eat your bread unbuttered
- Skip the gravy
- Run when something fried comes your way
Yeah? Really? And while I’m at it, Oh Wise and Powerful Newsletter Editor, I think I will empty my salt shaker into my eyes.
‘Cause that’s all totally going to happen.