Thanks for the "advice"

Posted on January 29, 2010 by heatherlauraclarke

Friday, January 29, 2010

21 weeks, 5 days pregnant

I am considering sending my “What to Expect” daily e-mail updates straight to the spam folder. Today’s “helpful” hints on healthy eating made me want to slap someone.

Some fat is necessary, but too much just makes you, well, fat.

Eat your bread unbuttered
Skip the gravy
Run when something fried comes your way

Yeah? Really? And while I’m at it, Oh Wise and Powerful Newsletter Editor, I think I will empty my salt shaker into my eyes.

‘Cause that’s all totally going to happen.

Category: Annoyances, Cooking, Second trimester, Week 22

2 Comments on “Thanks for the "advice"”

lindsey
January 29, 2010

Hahaha!

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Laptops to Lullabies
January 29, 2010

I was so annoyed! “No gravy? Screw you!”

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I’m Heather Laura Clarke. I’m journalist and blogger in beautiful Nova Scotia, I have a 11-year-old son and a nine-year-old daughter, I married my high school sweetheart, and this is the story of my handmade life.

I have depression and anxiety, and I fight like hell every day to keep it from taking over my life. Making things isn’t just a hobby — it’s part of what keeps me alive.

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