Not Me Monday: Pregnancy brain edition

• I did not load the washing machine, add the detergent, then walk away — with the lid open and the machine not started. I certainly would never wander back an hour later and peer at the soapy, dry clothes in confusion before realizing what had happened.
• I did not set up our new water cooler and then complain about the tepid temperature for the next week. The problem totally wasn’t that I never turned it on.
• I did not forget the password to my laptop — which hasn’t changed in the two years I’ve owned it — and try different passwords over and over for 20 minutes until I remembered it.
• I did not load the washing machine, add the detergent, turn it on, and walk away — with the lid open and the machine going.

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