Five (very) hairy pregnancy facts

Saturday, January 9, 2010

18 weeks, 6 days pregnant
  1. Your hair often grows faster when you’re pregnant.
  2. Shaving your legs in the tub is difficult, because you can’t bend at the waist anymore.
  3. Shaving your legs in a shower stall is difficult, because you can’t reach down that far anymore.
  4. Shaving your legs in the bathroom sink — while standing on one leg — is difficult, because your balance is shot.
  5. Shaving your down-there is VERY DIFFICULT, because you can’t easily see it anymore. It requires mirrors and a lot of blind trust.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to stop my ankle from hemorrhaging blood over my beige carpet.

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